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gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
by Clanvid November 26, 2006
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Grobelchuck

The stimulation of the female genitalia in a public place until the female is brought to climax. Fellatio in public.
Great night last night - I grobelchucked your sister.
by Deviant November 25, 2003
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Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020
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Grobanize

(1)v.- to add unnecessary(and often unwelcome)embellishment to a song or situation
(2) to embellish something to the point of excess
I can't stand karaoke night with Tim; he totally grobanizes all his songs!

This party is lame, lets grobanize this shit!
by M Hahn August 8, 2008
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James grobnik

James is a fabulous person who stands up for what he believes in. ginger with a great sense of humour and likes to pour water on people. if you find a James make sure you keep him because you don't want him as your enemy.
by siriusblack2003 November 2, 2016
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land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.
by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
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gobstopper

A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.
"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*
by [HERULES] January 11, 2008
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