That douche will get a kickface greeting next time i see him.
I gave him a kickface greeting after he was a dick to my sister.
I gave him a kickface greeting after he was a dick to my sister.
by memphisdude69 June 25, 2011
when you teach in university and suddenly you get the urge of putting your microphone in your stretched asshole while getting fucked in 2 different ways while you let students play volleyball in your classroom
by geitjegreet March 20, 2024
where guys call each other motherfucker when they greet each other. They are not being insulting to each other and it is a display of affection. The difference between this and an insult is in tone of voice and body language ect.
Man 1: hey I haven't seen you in a long time. You doing motherfucker?
Man 2: just fine. How are you doing motherfucker?
Man1: Great.
And that is an example of a motherfucker greeting.
Man 2: just fine. How are you doing motherfucker?
Man1: Great.
And that is an example of a motherfucker greeting.
by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009
It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
by Notmelol123 February 01, 2022
When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
by JackVicious June 13, 2009
A Burris Greeting is very similar to the "Burris wave" its the act of flipping a friend off as a joke or for fun when the teacher is not looking. Not meant to be a mean gesture. Can be used when a student makes a stupid comment or makes a joke about you and you don't have time for a comeback.
student 1: (knocks student 2's stuff)
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)
Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)
Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,
by 69arf December 21, 2009
by Myrical April 20, 2023