Goofiano Dildonaldo

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.

Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo

by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023

Glyceraldehyde Goofball

So, I think I worked this out. It's mentioned in a scene in PLL (Pretty Little Liars) S3E16, and means that Toby is Spencer's sweet drug that makes her delusional, because Glyceraldehyde is a sweet aldose, and a Goofball is a slang term for a Barbiturate.
(See also Goofball)

"You're my Glyceraldehyde Goofball"
"Erm. What?"
"My sweet sweet drug!"
"Right..."

by the__sp00ned March 6, 2015

Goofy Gooflite

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.

"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"

by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023

gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

goolack

when your semen comes out bloody and with murderous intent

oh my god, he goolacked all over my body

by Joe Rotch May 29, 2003

goofelatious

The goofy look on your partners face when you surprisingly bust a massive nut in their mouth.

You should have seen the goofelatious look on her face when I exploded in her mouth.

by Glenbo November 13, 2006

goolap

The creamy surprise that comes out of a man's wonder wand.

Lay back down, sweetheart, so I can cover your chest with stringy goolap!

by HotdogThrower February 24, 2010