Alabama goodbye

Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye

Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse

by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022

The Venezuelan Goodbye

When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.

I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.

by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020

A Wisconsin Goodbye

A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nefew rub Wisconsin Cheese Spread on your erect cock and slurps it off violently wilst you are on the toilet shitting your brains out from prunes and taco bell

Damn, Chase he gave a rough A Wisconsin Goodbye last time when i was shitting my brains out

by Twink Fucker named Fishstick February 11, 2020

French goodbye

Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.

Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.

by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023

goodbye joe

When a Ball goes out of bounds in a a game

The babyfoot ball flew out of the field. Goodbye Joe !

by Lefacteurwow March 10, 2018

Versailles Goodbye

Originating in Versailles in the early 1600's - on the lively Court Scene. Courtiers with too many invitations, and too many assignations, but a desire not to disappoint, would enter the fete, approach the host, pay respects and apologize preciously for their short stay, then leave 5 minutes later. Thereby avoiding embarrassment for either party, and in fact generating even more scarcity and appreciation around the guest for having made the special effort to be there... Cf. Lord Chesterfield

I don't want to disappoint Rose, but I can't stay long at the party. I think me must do a Versailles Goodbye

by Andrew Byford June 15, 2019

hello & goodbye

The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".

My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.

by Bangin the cart girl July 16, 2014