The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility washed over him. He finally understood the word acceptance and was ready to walk into the unknown.

by Dairo11 December 04, 2022

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goodbye world

you are about to die and your practically in bracing it your life sucks so much you want it to end

jimmy jumped off a cliff shouting "goodbye world!"

by guy on the internet was taken January 12, 2021

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French goodbye

Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.

Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.

by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023

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Versailles Goodbye

Originating in Versailles in the early 1600's - on the lively Court Scene. Courtiers with too many invitations, and too many assignations, but a desire not to disappoint, would enter the fete, approach the host, pay respects and apologize preciously for their short stay, then leave 5 minutes later. Thereby avoiding embarrassment for either party, and in fact generating even more scarcity and appreciation around the guest for having made the special effort to be there... Cf. Lord Chesterfield

I don't want to disappoint Rose, but I can't stay long at the party. I think me must do a Versailles Goodbye

by Andrew Byford June 15, 2019

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Dirish Goodbye

When your name is Diana and you have too many cocktails and say you need to go to the bathroom, put kids to bed, check the oven, take the dog out, feed the hogs, etc and you leave your guests and never come back. You’ve Dirished Goodbyed them.

“Oh you thought she was coming back. Sucker, she Dirish Goodbyed you”

by Frankly I’m the best September 04, 2021

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