Gnome Child

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.

The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"

by December 14, 2015

Gnome Effect

When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.

Guy 1: hey man, what's up with your hood?
Guy 2: nothing, it's just the gnome effect

by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016

underwear gnomes

little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.

ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.

by Dan Arnett June 22, 2008

Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!

The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.

by funwillfunwill June 20, 2015

Underpants Gnome

A gnome who steals your underpants while you sleep.

Robert Farmery

by Ad May 17, 2004

Pick Gnome

Pick Gnomes are devious abominations that spend their lives solely to do what they can to destroy the human race. The impact they have is great, by stealing any guitar or bass pick that hits the floor after accidently being dropped. Ever drop your guitar pick? yup the pick gnomes. It's gone buddy. GONE.

Fred-*shredding but drops pick*
Andrew-"Hey man, where'd your pick go? it should be like under your chair"
Fred-"DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!"

by wehrmachtalie January 16, 2009

Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.

The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018