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dennis gland

dennis gland recived
by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023
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Gland

Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet
Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!
by Ghloes July 30, 2019
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.
by Rootie tootie December 14, 2008
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bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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Mammary Glands

In reference to The Smiths song 'Handsome Devil' that Emma says when she listens to it.
Emma: Mammary glands.
Sam: Put down your mammary gland hands.
Hailey: Ye
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace
kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism
kid: “oh”
by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023
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