gilberting

To take a conversation or situation to the excess. To act with reckless abandon as though one is beyond reproach.

Guy looks over at this chick with a tracheotomy and says to his friends "nice, just another hole to finger." Classic gilberting.

by hexluther May 2, 2011

Gilberto

That one kid in class who's super annoying and stupid. Every relationship with him won't last long, he's not even attractive.

That kid was such a Gilberto, I hope I'll never meet him again

by You just got roasted February 2, 2017

Gilbert

Womanizer. He tries to get with any girl he can, and makes her fall hard for him. Once he gets too deep he drops her like a pile of bricks. He will use and abuse in every which way he can to get his way. He will use her for money, lust, and food.

Hey Gilbert, who do you think you are running around leaving scars?

by RealTalk101 June 5, 2015

Gilbert

The shittiest city with the worst kids in Arizona

"Hey did you hear about that trash city in Arizona"
"What? Gilbert?"

by gratyuble June 8, 2014

Gilbert

The gayest nigga of them all, parents don’t love them, real shit named Gilbert.

There are real niggas in this world named Gilbert

by Digbick282828 June 11, 2018

Gilbert

Thinks he is a ladies man.. reality says he cock blocks like a defensive lineman and is always missing when its his round.. classic south african.
jealous when anyone he knows (apart from him) talks to a girl.

Lad 1: Yo man what happened to you and that girl you were talking to.
Lad 2: Oh man i was on the tune, waiting for the next blokes round, he comes back, no beers and steals the girl.
Lad 1: man thats classic gilbert antics.
Lad 2: Ain't that the truth.

by aaron previte October 21, 2011

Gilbert

Double booking yourself - especially with regards to social events and boozing - taken from that Gilbert Grape film

Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?

by SilverHornet June 24, 2010