Thinks he is a ladies man.. reality says he cock blocks like a defensive lineman and is always missing when its his round.. classic south african.
jealous when anyone he knows (apart from him) talks to a girl.
jealous when anyone he knows (apart from him) talks to a girl.
Lad 1: Yo man what happened to you and that girl you were talking to.
Lad 2: Oh man i was on the tune, waiting for the next blokes round, he comes back, no beers and steals the girl.
Lad 1: man thats classic gilbert antics.
Lad 2: Ain't that the truth.
Lad 2: Oh man i was on the tune, waiting for the next blokes round, he comes back, no beers and steals the girl.
Lad 1: man thats classic gilbert antics.
Lad 2: Ain't that the truth.
by aaron previte October 21, 2011
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Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?
by SilverHornet June 24, 2010
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In Gilbert.
In Gilbert.
by Silvercougar May 3, 2009
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by Anti Gilbert Society June 11, 2018
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person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."
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by Lily White Lilith April 18, 2018
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A Wild Gilbert Approaches. Gilbert Used "Stamp On Toes". This Was Not Effective. 0 Damage Inflicted.
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