Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.
by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.
by davewantsshots January 17, 2025

by Golden_Wizard February 2, 2021

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting
by Linden&James December 10, 2024

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.
Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.
Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.
by Lamnad April 1, 2020
