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Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.
Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.
by Geesemin October 18, 2025
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Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.
HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!
by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016
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Geeses

There were many geeses in the room.
by anonymous January 17, 2023
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Geese

There are some nice Geese over there
by bigbigbigbgbibggigbg April 7, 2022
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Geese Uh?

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?
Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?
by lordofgrandfathers May 11, 2021
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Geese

Someone who gets around. A hoe, FuckBoy, hoochie.
Y'all's is a bunch of geese. Y'all for everybody.
by Mistro_Kitkat August 11, 2018
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Porch of Geese

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"
by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022
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