Shoe-gazing

Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*

“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021

Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.

Hey Bronte, wanna go do some anal gazing?

by JohnSugar December 7, 2022

Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.

Hey Bronte, wanna do some anal gazing?

by JohnSugar December 7, 2022

Colin gazing

The act of dropping trouser, and displaying your glorious butthole to the sun and taking in its nutrients. Typically performed in the downward dog position, however many variants exist in order to get the correct angle.

I spent the morning Colin gazing on my patio. I feel rejuvenated and ready to face day.

I walked in on her Dad colon gazing in the backyard. I don’t think I can go back there.

by NoNippleHavingGoblin April 22, 2023

Ball gazing

When a CO worker stands at the bottom of the ladder and watches you work....

Do you see that guy over there ball gazing? While the other guy works ?

by Whodat u December 28, 2023

Cattle gazing

People watching. But with more of a far away look. And less emotion.

While Dij and Liz were in Cinema Beer, Dij turned around to see what Liz was upto, she stared out the window, silently cattle gazing.

by DeathByDrum April 5, 2024

stall gazing

Eye contact between two people, for any period of time, through the gap in a public restroom stall door.

I was in the airport, taking a shit, minding my own business and this dude bump checks the door to see if it’s locked, which it is - I’m not an animal - and then proceeds to look through the door, and all of a sudden we lock eyes , we’re stall gazing.

by My Pee Smells Like Asparagus May 22, 2025