Gaylord

A way to pass off uncomfortable displays of affection between two people

"you know I think I love you"
"Christ you're such a Gaylord"

by Mushyman February 27, 2020

Gaylord

Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.

Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?

Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings

by Terran Herhiman December 1, 2020

gaylord

a mother fucking hot sexy black like really black n word with a fabulous bbc.

oh my he has a bbc.*falls in love* must be a gaylord

by harderstepbrojohnny April 20, 2022

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Gaylord

commonly called Bella bird, a gaylord is a retarded person who was stupid enough to like Harrison Kilgore

Bella ur such a gaylord

by ightchief March 18, 2019

Gaylord

Someone who is funny and very gay

Look at Marshall, he's acting like a gaylord.

by Cooliousus January 30, 2020

Gaylord

You

Matt is a gaylord

by TheMagicMan1 May 12, 2018