garandthumb

Gigachad of the gun world

Bro, you're just like garandthumb!

by Nancywheeler March 20, 2023

Gaglandia

Magical land of gagging where the heaven gates open up shining spiritual light into your soul

Oh girllll I went on the best trip of my life.. have you eva been to gaglandia???? Bitch don’t walk run!! best shit… I’m telling you!

by IG 💎 November 23, 2023

Gaglandia

Magical land of gagging where the heaven gates open up shining spiritual light into your soul

Oh girllll I went on the best trip of my life.. have you eva been to gaglandia???? Bitch don't walk run!! best shit... I'm telling you!

by IG 💎 November 23, 2023

garlaneilli

my moms special served with a delicate sauce of garsha, with a smooth aroma of a sweet baked beans with a hint of fart. BUT the fart is coming from whitney's BIG BIG BIG BUTT TOOTYHOLE. it is a delicacy to all to devour this yummy all seasonal breakfast/lunch/dinner/dessert. It is originated by the Irish who wear pigtails jumping around saying "JOOMBA JAMBA YAMBA JAMBA"

person 1: ooh i just had that garlaneilli , im scared imma turn out like michael jackson and say GARLANAHEE-HEE

person 2: oh no dont start touching little kids michael jackson!

by the3irishjumpers January 8, 2025

Gaylandia

A magical place with rainbows, unicorns, double sided dildos, and queers. Home to Matt, James and Tim.

Matt, James, and Tim are all retarded faggots from Gaylandia.

by MayorOfGaylandia January 23, 2025

Garanding

A way of giving depression through bullets

I'm going to start garanding some kids in Fortnite

by MyGoodSirIbidUAdue98 January 27, 2025

M1 Garand

The M1 Garand is a .30 caliber semi-automatic killing machine that the mother fucking U.S of A designed and built for killing Germans, then Koreans, and even the Vietcong. The rifle had an eight round capacity in a little clip that pings when its ejected. Great for killing eight guys, bad for when you run out, because every little rat bastard knows you ran dry. The damn thing was tough as all hell and even if you were out of ammo you could just club the guy to death. Or stick the guy wth the bayonet on the end, your pick really.

"Mr president we need a new weapon."
Prez; " ok, first I want it to shoot a shitload of bullets, no bolt, just when you pull the trigger. Second I want it to have a badass name a real GRAND name."
"M1 Garand sir?"
Prez; "perfect."

by mynameisping February 9, 2018