noti grinder

A person who tends to leave notifications unopened in order to feel special or some shit

ayo did jaheim hit u back?
hell nah that nigga a noti grinder

by dombeenballin April 22, 2021

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p January 2, 2009

Dick grinder

When your geting a blow job and the girl bites your dick

Last nite my girl was made and gave me a dick grinder

by Markusb August 17, 2015

Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

“Hell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 4, 2019

Bench grinder

When you prone bone a CrossFit girl on the bench press.

She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.

by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019

hartford grinder

Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine

"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."

by kill9 May 13, 2016