Gilders gold

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.

"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"

by munk i spose October 11, 2015

Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan starts rooting for your team, and then your team is then fucking terrible.

Hey Henry, that bandie Nate fucking glidewelled my team this year like he did yours last year!

by Willie Fisterguts February 9, 2021

Booty Glide

The combined act of shaking one's ass in an extraordinary manner while at the same time moving in a forward direction as if gliding.

Those girls in the online Mr. Ghetto - Walmart video sure know how to Booty Glide like it's nobody's business!!!

They sure can take that junk in the trunk and Booty Glide with it.

by CleverUser September 26, 2011

jersey glide

The reverse action of a Jersey Slide when upon entering a highway you travel from the on-ramp to the far left lane in one swift motion.

I performed a perfect jersey glide to get around the idiots who don't know how to merge with the flow of traffic.

by njftw August 2, 2010

glideth

Means "glides" in archaic English

The river glideth at his own sweet will

by Odonate April 21, 2008

Geezer Glide

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.

Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.

by dww459 May 22, 2009

goider

Goider is not so much as having many chins, but having one big-assed fuckin bullfrog lump growing around one's neck. Don Vito is a perfect example.

Look at Don's goider jiggle when he shakes his head!

by s3v3n April 8, 2008