getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

by cathylee June 1, 2009

getting in

Getting in is before you do anything sexual or romantic, it's the getting close and talking before hand.

"Are you and James getting in?"

by Googlybonbons February 9, 2015

getting thirsty

You want to get drunk as fuck for thirsty thursday.
you need to quench your thirst and its only wednesday.
You finally reach thursday and get super smashed.

Used among college students.

Stussed

Tyrone: "Im getting thirsty, man"

Kimbo: "Relax fool its only wednesday. One more day."

by 2town November 11, 2009

Gothing

A male hands free masturbation technique when a man or boy keeps relaxing the muscles around his penis. The more he relaxes a strong surge of arousal will cause him to feel orgasmic euphoria and eventually ejaculate. It’s easier to do it if you don’t masturbate for a while.

Gothing is better than masturbating because it gives you a stronger sexual sensation and euphoria!

by Beatlesfan18 June 3, 2019

getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020

getting janiced

To get obliterated early on in the night off of 151 Rum and document the entire process by taking photographs all night. Moreover, getting janiced usually involves losing your important belongings, sometimes assuming that others have stolen them.

Are we getting janiced tonight, or do you want to take it easy?

Please don't get so janiced tonight that you put your purse in the mailbox and accuse everyone of stealing it, okay?

Looks like I got pretty janiced from the 140 pictures I took of last night's party.

by leenydock October 14, 2011

getting it on

The act of sexual intercourse.

John and Jane are getting it on in the bedroom.

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002