Gaylord

Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.

Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?

Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings

by Terran Herhiman December 1, 2020

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Gaylord Queerman

A insult you use when someone try’na be gay on you. It is a level 9 burn which requires some burn cream to recover. Can be used to replace the insults: PooPoo Face, Gay Af, Gaylord Queerson, and Mega Fagot.

Person1- Ayo want to come over and smash?
Person2- Ew get yo retard ass “Gaylord Queerman” look’in face out of here!
Person1- No bro like the Nintendo video game.
Person2- Still no that game sucks ass!

by Gaylord Queerman June 26, 2021

gaylord

someone who punches someone in the eye during a fight if it’s against rules

youre gaylord

by 💀⚖️ March 7, 2023

Jack Gaylord

1. A person who is overly gay.
2. A person who makes every conversation sexual

Jack Gaylord and Zhen Treefucker are so homoseuxal.

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Gaylord

An annoying person

“Stop talking Gaylord”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Gaylord

A type of cardboard box that is durable enough to be used for warehousing purposes. Gaylords are frequently used to store hundreds of pounds of cargo and can be placed on a pallet for easy moving.

Worker: Hey Boss we need some more Gaylords, we're all out.
Gay Boss: Honey, come meet me in the locker room during break, and I'll fill you up.
Worker: Ew! Get the hell away from me faggot! I am calling HR!

by dosel January 9, 2024