Furnituring

/ˈfə nɪtʃəɪg/ Verb.

1. To pretend to be a furniture.

2. To be as still as a piece of a furniture.

Look at our cat! It's furnituring.

by WheresWer February 17, 2022

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 26, 2023

no furniture

A girl with loose walls that no longer grip dick

That bitch ain’t got no furniture

by Guckyoubbbbbb November 04, 2019

No furniture

A girl with loose vaginal walls that do not grip.

My dick slide right in

That bitch ain’t got no furniture

by Guckyoubbbbbb November 04, 2019

Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 06, 2021

Furniture

Sex equipment

We had some fun with the furniture

by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019

chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

by medicneballer April 26, 2019