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Furby

A fury robotic toy that will scare the living Jesus out of you, your kids, your buff uncle, and your fucking neighbor.
Those little shits will start screaming at 2 fucking AM with their demonic "WAkeY wAKeY, EgGs ANd BaKEy"

Don't. Buy. One. E V E R.
"You look like shit man, what happened?"
"My little sisters furby woke me up in the middle of the night bro.."
"B R O, your sister got one of those demons?!"
"Yes bro..i haven't slept in months.."
"Bro."
"Broooo."
by pleasekissmeomg August 28, 2018
mugGet the Furbymug.

Furby.

by Furby Hater January 25, 2024
mugGet the Furby.mug.

Furby

Furbys are hot
Obama: I love furbys
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed December 26, 2022
mugGet the Furbymug.

furby mEat

mEat is the delactable dish originating from ainsley harriot mutating furbys to have long ass necks. Ainsley soon discoverd that when cooked furby mEat tastess noice as shit and now sells it on the black market for brazilain dollars.
by ainsley harriot's son March 7, 2020
mugGet the furby mEatmug.

Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011
mugGet the Furby Oatsmug.

Furby take over

This is used if u see multiple Furbys

random dude:omg It's a Furby take over

random dude2:what??

random dude:look

random dude2:*looks at 2 Furbys*really 2 Furbys....
UwU big Daddy its a Furby take over
by Big UwU Daddy January 19, 2023
mugGet the Furby take overmug.

Furby

The most horrifying little shit-robot covered in fur.

It has a habit oF WAKING YOU UP AT 2AM WITH IT'S DEMONIC FURBY-VOICE.
"Holy shit man, my littlesisters furby fucking woke me up yesterday."

"Your sister has one of those little shits?
by Auudrey August 24, 2018
mugGet the Furbymug.

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