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Fuzzy Tractor

when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.
DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??
by herkaderka February 23, 2011
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fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth
i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap
by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011
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fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties
"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"
by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014
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Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"
by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019
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Fizzy Bingas

The act of having busing fingers with the naughty part of the female body.

Some females do this when lonely.

Backwards talk for "Busy Fingers"
"How'd it go with Rachel?"

"Dude, I was tryin to get mah fizzy bingas goin, but then her dad came home!"
by Pujman March 30, 2009
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fuzzy tumbler

A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.
"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"
by wheaty f May 4, 2009
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Fuzzybrown

Ridiculously crappy weed for a ridiculously high price. Smells, tastes and consists of bullshit. Usually loved by people with the name Justin.
Just as my friend puked in the bong from smoking the fuzzybrown, my buddy Justin walked in and said, "This is the best weed I've ever smoked!"
by Cpt. Jack Yuhoff November 6, 2010
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