a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

fucking a

1. To agree with something. Comes from the Military Saying "Affirmative," which was said by soldiers in the Heat of battle as "Fucking Affirmative" which was later shortened to "Fucking A"
2. However over the years the meaning of this phrase has been changed and is now used to express something as good.
3. Also can be used to describe something bad.
4. Pretty much can be used for anything depending on the user

1. Bob: Hey man did you see the Red Sox Game last night?
Antwon: Ya, Fucking A man!!!!

2. Bob: Hey how did the Red sox Game go last night?
Antwon: Fucking A man, they kicked ass!

3. Bob: Hey how did the Red Sox Game go last night?
Antwon: Fucking A man, the Yankees raped us

4. Bob: Hey how did the Red Sox game go last night?
Antwon: Fucking A man, Aliens came and abducted the ump, it was crazy!!!

by colorfull mouse June 3, 2006

fuckin awesome

Something that is so unbelievable awesome, that "fuck" must be used to show how awesome it is.

"OMG, That was so fuckin awesome dude!!!!"

by K Soleim October 21, 2007

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

Fucking "A" Skippy!

Positively and absolutely and definitely

"You wanna go for a ride?"
"Fucking "A" Skippy!"

by mjann April 29, 2009