1. (Noun) A person whose primary talent is converting simple tasks into a spectacular display of incompetence. Not malicious, just a walking, talking minor inconvenience. The human equivalent of a soup sandwich.
2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.
2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.
As a Noun:
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."
As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."
As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."
by anonymous September 10, 2025
Get the Fuckassmug. I had a fuckass day today because I got into a fight with my friend and my fuckass car broke down on me.
by Duke aka Lil K aka Black Santa September 4, 2025
Get the Fuckassmug. by Le Ducc April 23, 2025
Get the Fuckass McGeemug. by Itswhatever_lol August 9, 2018
Get the Fuckassmug. A term for all the fuckers in this world. a word common among homestuck fans (homestuck: popular webcomic released in 2009 with 8000+ pages and 1.3M+ words) (also a book series)
by Ifuckinglovesnakes October 13, 2023
Get the Fuckassmug.