Fruitcake

“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant
Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake
by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024
mugGet the Fruitcakemug.

religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.
Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!
by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023
mugGet the religous fruitcakemug.

FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010
mugGet the FruitCakedmug.

Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.
Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?
by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017
mugGet the Fruitcakingmug.
A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021
mugGet the Fine as a Fruitcake Fridaymug.

fruitcake

refers to a gay/gay acting man.
"Hey, look at Frank. God, he's such a fruitcake."

"Why is his ass always x10 larger when Aaron is around? What a fruicake."
by esmosdium November 4, 2021
mugGet the fruitcakemug.

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