<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.
Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!
by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

"Hey, look at Frank. God, he's such a fruitcake."
"Why is his ass always x10 larger when Aaron is around? What a fruicake."
"Why is his ass always x10 larger when Aaron is around? What a fruicake."
by esmosdium November 4, 2021
