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FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010
mugGet the FruitCakedmug.

Fruitcake

The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
mugGet the Fruitcakemug.

Fruitcake

1. a Type of cake
2. A child that is a little Pervert
1. Do you Want a fruitcake? Sure! I love Fruitcakes
2. He is a little fruitcake at his age
by 459395 March 5, 2022
mugGet the Fruitcakemug.

Fruitcake

"I'm going to a fruitcake later, you wanna come?"
by SoggyBall69 March 31, 2017
mugGet the Fruitcakemug.

fruitcake

yo kirms such a mf fruitcake bro
by lolkirmo February 5, 2021
mugGet the fruitcakemug.

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
mugGet the The fruitcake cum smoothiemug.

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