Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friend

A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.

The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.

A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.

The third wheel.

Ex 1:

Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.

Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.

Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?

Girlfriend: Who's that?

Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.

Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".

Ex two: Forever alone.

by watwatindahbutt May 10, 2012

Friend

People you’re aloud to call hoes and skanks without being mean

Me: Sup hoe
Random person: wth dude
Friend: No it’s chill she’s my friend

by I ride a goat November 24, 2018

Friend

When you aren't good enough to be a best friend because you might have problems, youre really boring, or full of yourself. Believe me I've gotten my share of friends.

Jeani- Ella is so boring why are we even friends with her
Yonni-I agree
Ella- hey guys-
JeanI and Yonni- SHUT UP ELLA

by BiggityBoy July 7, 2018

Friend

Friend

Friend

by #irondragonyourboi October 30, 2017

Friend

Someone you can lean on and they can also lean on you

Bro1: Dude I feel down today
Bro2: Bro you're my friend, lean on me and when I feel down I lean on you

by lkfdjeis December 5, 2013