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by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017
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A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.
God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend
by Scoobydoowhereareyou April 03, 2018
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A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.

The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.

A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.

The third wheel.
Ex 1:

Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.

Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.

Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?

Girlfriend: Who's that?

Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.

Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".

Ex two: Forever alone.
by watwatindahbutt February 25, 2012
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Someone you can lean on and they can also lean on you
Bro1: Dude I feel down today
Bro2: Bro you're my friend, lean on me and when I feel down I lean on you
by lkfdjeis December 06, 2013
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When you aren't good enough to be a best friend because you might have problems, youre really boring, or full of yourself. Believe me I've gotten my share of friends.
Jeani- Ella is so boring why are we even friends with her
Yonni-I agree
Ella- hey guys-
JeanI and Yonni- SHUT UP ELLA
by BiggityBoy July 07, 2018
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People you’re aloud to call hoes and skanks without being mean
Me: Sup hoe
Random person: wth dude
Friend: No it’s chill she’s my friend
by I ride a goat November 24, 2018
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