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foof

noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
Ew, did you just sniff my fart? You fuckin' foof!
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015
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Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018
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foof

Someone who has no interest in other peoples opinions. ie: "Fresh Out of Fucks"
Joe: Who wears socks with sandals?
Tim: People who are old and foof!
by Rooster_Tooth August 7, 2016
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foof

when music is like wah and then weeeh at the same time yk
"we need to find foof sounds shanny"
"yea but i think this song coud use more faff sounds val"
"omg like archi"
by valenny April 28, 2022
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Foof

Jon: “Ayo Jack, you get that Prada bag for your girl?”

Jack: “The one I got her is foof, let’s hope she can’t tell”
by J Vo May 4, 2022
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Foof

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.

The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
"Dude, your foof is poking out through your shirt."
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015
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Foof

Oof backwards and forwards -worth two fs in the chat
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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