noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)
Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018

by Rooster_Tooth August 7, 2016

"we need to find foof sounds shanny"
"yea but i think this song coud use more faff sounds val"
"omg like archi"
"yea but i think this song coud use more faff sounds val"
"omg like archi"
by valenny April 28, 2022

Jon: “Ayo Jack, you get that Prada bag for your girl?”
Jack: “The one I got her is foof, let’s hope she can’t tell”
Jack: “The one I got her is foof, let’s hope she can’t tell”
by J Vo May 4, 2022

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.
The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
