Floppy noodle

The act of flailing ones arms about whilst receiving felatio for the propose of making semen come out of the givers nose

Dude last night I gave a floppy noodle to Trina and she totaly snarffed all over her dress.

by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009

Floppy orgasm

A floppy orgasm, is basically cuming without the use of masturbation or an erection. It usually is the result of a prostate or rectal inspection accompanied by unusual pleasure. Also your weiner looks like the result of when Indiana Jones cracks his whip.

"Man, i wish i could have that nurse stick her fingers in my ass everyday, floppy orgasm central my good man"

by DeadMan Inc April 30, 2005

floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007

Floppy Willy

When another participating member of a party (female or male) pulls out and rubs another party member's penis after they have blacked out.

She gave the bank teller a floppy willy.

by Hoopajoopa November 27, 2009

floppy disk

Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.

Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."

by yuskjr May 22, 2009

floppy walrus

when you are receiving head from a female just before you bust a nut, slam her head down on your cock and make the jizz come out of her nose. This causes a walrus type movement.

D-Car: Yo son, that was a crazy party nigga!
Mat: hell yeah meng, I got head from that crazy bitch!
D-Car: Fo rizzeal? Do anything crazy?
Mat: Damn right, floppy walrus'd that bitch.
D-Car: You my friend, are a straight up gangsta ass nigga.

by Mat Walsh October 29, 2006

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003