Flog the flagpole 

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

Flog the flagpole by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

Flog Goblin 

Derived from the terms "Flog" (Aussie slang) and "goblin", in this usage goblin is simply added to depict the person in question as displaying fiend and or crab like characteristics.

Generally the adage of Goblin to the already quite derogatory term "Flog" is reserved for the most disappointing individuals in the social group of the native Australian youths.

**Who smoked the last durry(cigarette) Damo(Damien)?
*I'm pretty sure it was Kevo(Kevin), he's such a Flog Goblin

Flog Goblin by FlogimusMaximus December 7, 2023

Flank n Flog

A tactical, flankingmaneuver used by only the most skilled players in first person shooter style video games. First you flank then you flog. Game Over. Simple as that.

Holy shit man. That guy was so fucking mad when we deployed the flank n flog and killed him and his entire clan.

Flank n Flog by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019

Meat Flog 

A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.

She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.

Meat Flog by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

bog flog 

A bog flog is when you masturbate on the toilet while talking a shit

Joe: I just need to go for a bog flog
Dave: Too much information dude

bog flog by majestic uber April 15, 2014

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Grog Flog 

After a long night of heavy drinking, you do a massive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.

Hey dude, guess what! I totally had a grog flog last night, I'm still picking out the chunks!

Grog Flog by genuinepoon December 5, 2014