floater

a term to describe the level of someone's gayness. if they are very gay, they float because they are so flam-buoyant.

That guy is wearing a pink boa. He's definitely a floater.

by Kody4 November 22, 2011

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.

sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level

by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011

Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Floater

1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts..

2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.

1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome!

2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!

by Andrew187 April 26, 2005