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California Fireman

During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
California Fireman by Hellvig September 22, 2020
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T-Shirt Fireman 

Any person who joins a fire department to look cool, but doesn’t actually do any work or contribute anything meaningful to the department.
Oh great, the t-shirt fireman got on.
T-Shirt Fireman by Big g's smoke October 9, 2021

gay alpha fireman 

an extremely gay child that is a fireman and has a big co- house yes house
''gay alpha fireman'' ... ''cool''
gay alpha fireman by fat orange January 21, 2022

The Chinese Fireman  

A technique used in sexual intercourse in which the male urinates into any orifice (ex. mouth, vagina, anus) of a woman during intercourse.

You piss into a hoe's vagina.
Jim did the chinese fireman to that hoe.

The Filthy Fireman 

It's when you're laying hose in the starfish of a virgin and right before you about to nut she spins around and takes your shitty load in her mouth. Better if a friend is in the room pretending to sleep and yells THATS A HOT CARL BIATCH. To which you later correct him, No that's The Filthy FIreman!
Mary had a funny taste in her mouth and walked funny all Saturday after The Filthy Fireman Chris gave her! The night before, Mary asked Chris to put it in her starfish after a night of drinking because she was a virgin. Chris did as told. Upon Chris about to cum Mary flipped around and took the load down. Chris's friend quickly jumped off the floor and called it the wrong name. Chris corrected him running out of the house.

Dirty Fireman 

During anal sex, shit gets on your dick and right before you skeet, you aim your dick at your partners face.
O my God, last night I completely dirty firemaned this chick in the eye.

The fireman 

This can be done before or after the ejaculation process, set alight to the ladies bush, then pee or spunk on it to put it out.
The fireman came to put the bush fire out!