the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.

It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

McPenis Filet

An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.

"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.

by Double A Ron May 5, 2005

Figlet

A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.

You like figs? Your such a figlet!

by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Shirt Filler

A really shit doorman/bouncer who is a pussy and can’t do his job properly. He/she is absolutely useless as fuck and they are better off being glass collectors. Shirt fillers are normally sent as a replacement when the staff who normally work are off for the day or left the job. If you are a doorman and you have a shirt filler try get them to do the job properly or else you’ll just have a useless wanker who will get paid for standing around like a nob.

Dave: What was my replacement like last week did he look after you all?

Mickey: Nah mate he was a shit, few fights he just stood there and watched it all he was a pile of shit. Fucking shirt filler bastard.

by Na212 June 5, 2018

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....

Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

by Nutt soar December 27, 2016

filet and release

The subtle art of catching fish out of season, removing the meat, then releasing the remains back to the sea.
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.

A takeoff on the term catch and release

"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."

by MikekiM September 25, 2005