general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

Fault Tolerant

A word used by network admins in long confusing emails they send to try and cover up the fact they royally screwed up.

That’s the good news. The bad news is we now have to go through a process to move them back to fault tolerant which requires each store to be taken back offline while the data is duplicated to the reserve system.

by Developer Guy August 20, 2010

It was there fault

A word used by all overwatch players because they suck and want to blame there defeat on others.

Game: DEFEAT
Player1: THAT STUPID MERCY NOT HEALING ME GO DIE IN A PIT
Player2: ummm.... you do realize I just stopped healing you for like 5 seconds the whole game...?
Player1: SHUT UP IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!!!🤬🤬

It was there fault: when you blame your mercy for you dying even tho u died because you can’t fucking defend yourself even tho you have a fucking shield dumbass

by DEFEAT- overwatch 2017 June 11, 2018

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018