Wank fairy

A mysterious being who, after a guy has masturbated in bed and not bothered to wipe up after, arrives and cleans up the area.

Responsible for the disappearance of cum

"The tooth fairy takes teeth - the wank fairy takes jizz - simple as that"

by Benjalo November 16, 2009

Taste Fairy

An art director or client that makes numerous minor and/or pointless changes to a project, believing that what they're doing will make the project hundreds of times better.

Production guy #1: "Is that project done yet? It's got to go to press!"
Production guy #2: "Nope, the client is still being a taste fairy."
Production guy #1: "Cripes, it's just a newspaper ad. It's not like it'll win an award."

by Maniac in a Speedo May 3, 2011

C4 Fairy

Someone who throws bricks of C4 onto unsuspecting soon-to-be victims from high altitude.
The required high altitude is often achieved by flying (using e.g. a jetpack).
Successful detonation leaves the victims in confusion and salty.
Commonly resides in the game Planetside 2.

Higby: "Bullsh*t! Where the f*ck came that C4 from?!"
Clegg: "Must have been a C4 Fairy."

by Purple Spandex Guy October 11, 2018

dust fairy stella

the queen of wipeout 3. she invented the tactic of jumping on red balls. stella is also the fastest swimmer.

“i kin dust fairy stella” - jordan

by the velma stans June 26, 2021

phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

green fairy

Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.

Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?

by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005