xbox fanboy

Normally a 12 year old who has never played a video game prior to HALO, and believes its the best system ever just because they think HALO is the best game ever.

I don't care if the XBOX has only 3 good exclusives....XBOX pwns PS2/NGC because it has better graphics !

by Ass Goblin February 10, 2005

falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010

Halo Fanboy

An individual who would make love to master chief if he existed (outside of their hearts) and will defend Halo for as long as the series continues. Pointless to argue or debate with as they will talk over you and feed you B.S

"You know Halo was only popular because it was the first fps on a console right ?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO HALO IS DA SHITTT UR JUST BAD AT IT

"shutup fanboy"
"NO YOU SHUTUP I'M NOT A Halo Fanboy

by Supermicklovin October 12, 2012

Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.

Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt

by admiralackbarlovesuall September 2, 2010

fanboy

A passionate fan of various elements of geek culture (e.g. sci-fi, comics, Star Wars, video games, anime, hobbits, Magic: the Gathering, etc.), but who lets his passion override social graces.

At the mall I almost got mowed over by some Dragonball Z fanboy on his skateboard.

by Paul Horn August 22, 2003

Falcon Northwest

Maker of ultra high-end gaming PCs. They are ultra expensive as well. Their desktop PC models include the Mach V, the Talon, and the Fragbox. They also offer two laptop PC models, one being a desktop replacement and the other a budget-wary model. Regardless of what components you select for your Falcon Northwest PC, you are getting one hell of a computer. However, you can probably build your own gaming PC comparable to a Falcon Northwest at a fraction of the cost. See also Alienware.

That fully loaded Mach V by Falcon Northwest costs more than many used cars.

by F alcon January 8, 2006

Xbox Fanboy

People who spend more time online defending a company other than playing their games. They tend to be almost as bad as Nintendo fanboys but very close. Some tend to be violent, creepy and wait in Best Buy parking lots seeing if people walk out with Xbox Ones and threaten violence online towards those who prefer another system over Xbox

Random gamer: I prefer Playstation over Xbox due to the exclusives, more horsepower , and its where my friends will go to
Xbot: God, you should just kill yourself, you obviously dont know what a real gaming system is.

PS4 fanboy: Xbox is so shit -lists reasonable arguments with a mix of fanboy talk-
Xbot: Dude, you are scum and I will pay for a plane ticket to take you where I live so we can fight. Vermin like you need your teeth kicked in.

-Xbot writes an essay on why xbox is the greatest-
Random gamer: Yo, why dont you play your games besides defending a company and hunk of plastic, fuckin Xbox Fanboy

by DementedPest October 7, 2016