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fruitcake 

A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians, or a man who acts as though he is gay. But mostly a straight woman whose best friends are lesbians.
"Dude, Chelsea is such a lesbian!"
"No, dude, she just kicks it with lesbians. She's a total fruitcake."
fruitcake by rae1138 December 17, 2011

fruitcake 

its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet
"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen
fruitcake by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008

fruitcase 

Stephen and all his handbags, what a fruitcase!
fruitcase by sheepyone November 29, 2011

fruitcake martini

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.
Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

Fruitcake 

Generally a fag (gay), always rejected by society; fun thing to call people in order to offend them
Look at that bitch, walking around like a fucking fruitcake.
Fruitcake by Weebstar's Dicktionairy December 11, 2016

fruitcake 

a gay person or one who is named Roberto Funes
Simon Cowell: Ryan, why are you such a fruitcake?

Ryan: Shut up Simon!
fruitcake by Babale veeks December 14, 2008