crappuccino

The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.

Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.

by Arykj August 4, 2008

frattuccino

A mixture of alcoholic beverages and frat boy cum vomited up by a slut.

Several frattucino puddles littered the row the morning after Halloween

"Hey bro, that was one rough night, I really gotta chuck"
"Hey man, you really don't wanna use my toilet; its filled with frattuccinos."

by twwhiteboi December 17, 2012

Crappuccino

The need to do number twos as soon as possible after a strong cappuccino; a similar affect known as a Crappalatte afflicts many people after a strong cafe latte.

What - you now have to go and do a crappuccino? You only just finished a crappalatte!

by Astroboy1 December 21, 2010

Crappuccino

A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.

I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.

by Jailguard103 June 6, 2005

frappuccinoari

Frappuccinoari is very cool and a nice mutual.

Frappuccinoari is so cool.

by Bob (not the builder) November 12, 2021

Fappuccino

A Cappuccino that instead of whip cream you use male ejaculation juice (a.k.a. Jizz, Cum, white cream)

I just bought a fappuccino!

by Macklemorgan Freeman May 13, 2014

fappuccino

The act of continuing masturbation post-ejaculation, to the extent of frothing the seed to a cappuccino milk consistency; upon achieving maximum froth, proceed to sprinkle chocolate powder (not of an anal variety) on top and enjoy.

Example 1:

"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."

by BrokenSanity August 9, 2016