Florence Flu

A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.

The kids had a stomach but but when they gave it to me it was the Florence Flu.

by florenceflu November 3, 2022

Florence

She is a pretty young women. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and sophisticated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. If you know a Florence, you must understand that she is the best.

Florence is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

by Rat ;;) April 18, 2020

Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Florence

All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.

Probably have a crowd of friends.

Fucking stupid.

Bully kids.

Again, Raving bitches.

Cunts. The lot of them.

"HEY have you seen Florence-"
"DIE MOTHERFUKER"
"O-okay wtf-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.

Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010

Florence

the most amazing ,elites and coolest person ever ,who is very smart and not a ho ,it’s ofc the best name in the world and i don’t know what you would do without a florence in your life

look that’s florence i love her so much

by mhmmkittiesyeh January 10, 2021

Florence

my name

hello florence

by _flopou February 24, 2022