financial freedom movement

Shitty Movement made by Jake Paul

Friend: I joined the financial freedom movement
Me: This is why you are adopted

by elbowelbow February 23, 2020

Wu Tang Financial

A Place of financial consultation run by the Wu Tang Clan.

"We all know that cash rules everything around us; cash, green, get the money, dollar dollar bill ya'll. That's why its time to enter the 36 chambers, and step to the Wu."-Chappelle's show

by Will January 31, 2005

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 03, 2015

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school

"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013

financial sodomite(s)

Pegorative for a typical bussinessman/woman, bank executive, cheap boss etc...
alt. form: financial sodomy aka: business as usual.

Man, the bank just handed me over to the collections agency, bunch of financial sodomite(s) and crank-lickers if you as me.
That contract was total financial sodomy dude; I never should have signed.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Financial Freedom

The act of removing your swimsuit in a public swim area.

Q: Why are your swim shorts around your arm?
A: Because I am enjoying financial freedom.

by Rear Watcher September 07, 2011