When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .
Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023
Get the Farter Martyrmug. A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.
Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??
How do I join the "FARTERS"??
I wish I was as cool as them.
FARTERS is the best
How do I join the "FARTERS"??
I wish I was as cool as them.
FARTERS is the best
by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022
Get the FARTERSmug. by visea October 21, 2020
Get the farter machinemug. A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
Get the Elton John's Foosty Fartermug. a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
Get the retarder fartermug. by hairpeice February 8, 2018
Get the night fartermug. 