Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Fair Winds & Following Seas

Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.

"Godspeed, my friend."

"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."

by theCon June 21, 2013

Lazy Fair

Having an attitude of not really caring about the outcome of something either way. It's a real hands-off, "let do" mentality towards the world.

Lazy fair, like when you go to a fair at the end of the night and they don't really want to let you on the rides because they want to go home.

I've been deciding whether or not to get a new phone but I have a real lazy fair attitude towards it.

by FairOperator September 12, 2014

Fair doobies

Meaning " Alright then"

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"

by stripez March 30, 2010

Fair Weather Fan

A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. During hard times they usually bandwagon other teams. They basically have no real loyalty to the team, but still manage to get better seats than you at the game. Strangely they mysteriously vanish at the first sign of trouble.

Fair weather fan: "OMG what a comeback! That was amazing!"

Regular fan: "How would you know? You left right when Favre threw the pick six in the 2nd and if I recall you didn't even start rooting for Green Bay until 2 weeks ago."

Fair weather fan: "... GO PACK!"

(After the playoff game the fair weather fan immediately became a Pats fan and stowed all Packer memorabilia away.)

Fair Weather Fan's creed:
Last to join, first to leave.

by Rappathered January 24, 2008

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

County Fair

When someone places their hand in the back pocket of their significant others' jeans as they walk beside them. Often seen at county fairs: boyfriends walking around with their hand in the opposite pocket of their girlfriend's pants.

"Did you see the rednecks over there?
"They're all rednecks. You need to be more specific."
"The one where the boy is totally giving the county fair to the girl."

by captain__obvious September 7, 2013