Ewan

Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.

Ewan won’t stop crying.

by Etoppp December 14, 2022

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Ewan

The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Oh get ready it's Ewan

by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020

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Ewan

Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.

That's so Ewan.

Nate I know you can't be talking your definitely on that Ewan Chi

by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025

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The Ewan Reid

When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?

"Hey man what are you in for?" Murder, I did The Ewan Reid...

by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023

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Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.

"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"

by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021

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