Happy Ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

by TrueFactsFromLife April 29, 2015

Titanic Ending

Any movie, film, or story with a predictable ending. Ending usually involves death or despair. This phrase obviously gets it's meaning from the famous Titanic movie. As great and beautiful as the ship is, you know how it will end... at the bottom of the ocean.

1: You wanna go watch the Ghandi movie, it's on TV.
2: Eh, I already know there will be a titanic ending.

Other movies: Titanic, Anne Frank movies, Ghandi, any movie about war, movies involving assassination , movies about the holocaust, Martin Luther King Jr.

by Matty fresh April 1, 2008

Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23

person 2 likes this

person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 21, 2011

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

Korean Happy Ending

Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.

I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.

by Standin69 May 4, 2012