Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015

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Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

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Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009

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empty egg carton

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.

A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around

by user23451 January 18, 2020

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