Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

shut up earthquake

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead

“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Earfquake

The name of a Tyler the creator song with a flaming hot Playboi carti feature; a play on the word earthquake.

Cause you make my "earfquake", oh, you make my earth quake
Riding around, your love is shakin’ me up and it's making my heart break.

by Bando Bandito May 18, 2019

Earthfucked

The cataclysmic event that is caused by a trifecta of natural and/or man-made disasters, combined in a small geographical area within a short period of time, because Earth got pissed off.

Example: Japan - 2011 - Earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout; as in, "Damn! Japan got earthfucked!"

by Marlon, Dunk, TSB April 5, 2011

Earfquake

A song that features Playboi carti and is created by a genius named Tyler, The Creator.

Person 1:
Hey did you listen to Tyler’s new album?

Person 2:
Yeah, what was your favourite song?

Person 1:
Probably Earfquake?

by 0ceanFrank May 18, 2019

Earfquake

Something or someone that shakes da earf.

That earfquake shook Haiti, hoe.

by Earfshake February 16, 2010

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

by willoughby August 14, 2005