Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 07, 2011

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Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip March 31, 2011

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Earthquaking a man to death

when you have no honor in Shellshock Live

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.

by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021

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drop like an earthquake

When someone thick AF just be gettin down on the dance floor.

"Damn Shaquaqua Drop Like An Earthquake"

by Thickm March 28, 2017

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earthquake syndrome

When an individual feels like his surroundings are like an earthquake. It's pretty self-explanatory! One needs to take medication to lower the symptoms.

Oh no! My earthquake syndrome is kicking in! *rumbling noises*

by Applestein October 28, 2020

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