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Elon Musk

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
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Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.
"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."
by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025
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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Elon Musking

Working hard to achieve your dreams or unlikely results
Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."
by Gaussberg February 18, 2018
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Elon's Musk

A scent likened to that of a smell associated with ComicCon, but with a hint of privilege.
Whew! What's that smell?

You like that? I've been on Twitter the last few days and haven't showered.

Damn, I knew it was a case of Elon's Musk.
by street_samurai December 16, 2022
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elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old
Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024
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