DWAF

Driving While Asian Female

After watching Mrs. Lee drive her car at 5 miles per hour over a curb and into a bush, I was reminded yet again that DWAF needs be illegal.

by P Diddily September 28, 2009

Deaf Jenny

While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.

---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!

by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009

Dweef

Dick Fart similar to a queef.

That guy smells like a dweef

by dweefer January 6, 2011

Deafening Cum

You cum in a girl's ear as she is sleeping so when she wakes up and it is dried she can't hear and thinks she is deaf.

Dammit! I have been deafening cummed again! I can't hear!!!!!

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

half deaf

Someone who is deaf in one ear.

Brian Wilson is half deaf.

by SuperSonicX May 6, 2006

Tone deaf

The lamest excuse for all bad singers.

1:"Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooneelyyyy wo-"
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."

by THEChillmasters December 23, 2010

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010