Dual Award

A GCSE candidate who studies all 3 sciences but only gets two qualifications. They are therefore considered inferior.

Harry: how long does it take to do a half hour ergo?
Antoz: are you some sort of dual award?

by lovetocox May 13, 2011

dual wield

v. when one masturbates using both hands although not simultaneously on a single penis. Sometimes refers to masturbation in general can simply be shortened to wielding. you can hear this term often used by pussypoos

"What hand to you use?"
"I dual wield!"

"Pussypoos came over and dual wielded me for three hours while I looked at Sports 11"

by Friendo4Sports11 December 9, 2008

dual vibrating cock ring

kinky sex toy to maximize the amount of pleasure two people have during sex. LOTS AND LOTS OF ORGASMS....makes people scream SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Rachel has a pink dual vibrating cock ring she uses when she has sex.

by amandasexpot March 16, 2010

dual wielding

masturbation for a man with two penises

He's dual wielding those pistols again.

by varmitmtu November 10, 2008

Dual Wielding

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.

Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.

by Dadz May 7, 2012

Dual Dick

The act of surgely getting ones penis split in two. usually used to fuck anal and the vagina simultaneously.

Used for double penetration in the least slutty way.

Yo Steve, i got that Duel Dick done last night and used it on your bitch.

Im excited for tonight to try out Johnny Duel Dick!!

I had the best sex of my life with Freddy's Dual Dick

by popeye420 August 4, 2011

dual shot

when a gay man cums inside another mans butt and then in his eye

Josh gave Nick a dual shot last night.

by AZfriend2004 March 28, 2007