drunken pillow

After a night of heavy drinking with your friends. You find yourself in a horizontal position discovering that the chick on top of you is not as beautiful as she was an hour ago. You then proceed to discretely place your pillow on top of your face, quickly covering the monstrosity currently riding your phallus.

Man, thank god he pulled the drunken pillow last night, he would have been scared for life had he seen the way that bitch looked.

by ClarenceGG May 25, 2008

Drunken Clam

A slutty, drunk, older, slightly trashy looking woman at the bar looking to pick up younger men.

Bro, is that your mom at the end of the bar acting like a drunken clam?

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009

drunken midget

Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.

I tried to take a shower at their house, but their shower was designed for a drunken midget.

by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007

drunken nazi

extreme state of intoxication of people of German descent. A
overly drunk German, usually falls asleep upright and thinks that nobody is partying quite enough. A circus would be the perfect backround for the taste of excess of drunken nazi.

"My friend Bernard has become the drunken nazi again after playing drinking games for a few hours"
"Beware of my friend he's a drunken nazi"

by tyler blair November 3, 2006

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008

drunken shit show

An individual who is so intoxicated they have zero control over themselves. As a result they lose track of time, place, and setting and either hook up with the first thing they see or coil into the fetal position until the worst is over.

"Yo brah look at that bittie"
"Oh shit son, she is a drunken shit show"
"Word"

Lindsey usually on weekends but at times weekday nights, especially Halloween.

by Michael John Scoott November 21, 2007

drunken gaming

Playing a video game in a state of intoxication by consumption of alcohol to a degree that your video game skills are noticeably impaired. This is usually done with a group of friends and an offline multiplayer game.

"Let's play a game at my place, I've got loads of beer in the fridge."
"Good idea, sounds like another night of drunken gaming."

by Pilcrepus January 11, 2009