Jew driver

When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.

Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.

by Brettchen February 19, 2016

sunset driver

Michael Jackson's most awesomest song ever

the word is out that youre doing wrong!
sunset driver.... midnight rider... friday spider... nothing higher... youre a saturday nighter.... aoww!

by patygoat December 07, 2010

Designated driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them.

alex drove me to the bar but not home soo he is a bad designated driver.

by EDOT February 22, 2006

Sunday driver

A person (usually an old person, but not always) who drives annoyingly slow, i.e. going 25 mph in a 45 mph zone.

The speed limit's 45 MPH! If that damn Sunday driver doesn't turn soon, I'm going to be late for work!

by Jessica201978 December 14, 2005

earthquake driver

Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.

Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.

by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015

houston driver

The shittiest drivers on the planet

1: That bitch just cut me off
2Must be a Houston driver

by Avery Franch March 26, 2019

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

by Mr.Ham July 01, 2010