dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Dries

The most sweetest guy on the planet has cute curly hair a sweet laugh and an amazing geeky character. He's like an undiscovered hero in my eyes.

I love dries so much

by Art3misDRS January 30, 2018

Dries

A child that loves playing pranks and is 100% compatible with Avni. Everyone always gangs up on him but his girlfriend Avni always sticks up for him.

Dries your so annoying

by oiinfuiuwonjcfiubv July 4, 2023

Dried

Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.

After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.

by Pritvik Pratap October 16, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Dried Twink

A term used to describe an old, skinny, hairless, gay man.

Is your grandfather a Dried Twink?

by Bad3gg January 26, 2025