Douchebaggery

When something was promised to you then later denied by someone it was promised to you.

I was told by my boss I was going to get a promotion. Then the next day he said he never said anything of the sort. Now THAT is douchebaggery!

by 1tothedome April 10, 2017

congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.

"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."

by Foxydot March 29, 2015

douchebaggery

An word describing the actions of a douche bag.

"I refuse to take part in this douchebaggery"

"Tom and his douchebaggery"

by Sanctum Ent. February 3, 2010

Domino Effect of Douchebaggery

A term used to describe how one Douchebag will cause others around him to become Douchebags.

Mike used to be such a great guy until he started hanging out with Chris, now he's a complete douchebag. That's Chris' Domino Effect of Douchebaggery for you!!

by Britz82 September 25, 2014

Douchebaggery

Blatant stupidity, ignorance, or insolence.

I'm tired of Paldain and all his douchebaggery.

by UntoldProphecy May 29, 2011

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

douchebaggery

The general behavior and way of life followed and put forth by Octavius RyRy, characterized most notably by 1) a cocky walk with plenty ass stuffed into a khaki-pant ensemble, 2) a love of cornbread that just won't quit, and 3) a "What's up, baby?" perched on the tip of the tongue.

1. Would you get a load of his douchebaggery today?
2. My gosh...his douchebaggery is off the charts.
3. I've never seen douchebaggery of this magnitude before.

by bieberfan_1001 December 3, 2014