A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
by Trjx May 12, 2014
Get the Douchebagmug. Douche bag, douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term, referring to an arrogant or obnoxious person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
Rad-Ron: My favourite scientist is definitely Nikola Tesla.
Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.
Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!
Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.
Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!
Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
by Teenage Starlord February 8, 2015
Get the Douchebagmug. An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.
by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011
Get the Douchebagmug. one who moshes in a skankpit.
one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.
one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit
in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.
one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit
in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
by nightcrawler March 11, 2005
Get the Douchebagmug. by $4Life June 15, 2018
Get the Douchebagmug. A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.
by Word_OF_God May 15, 2011
Get the Douchebagmug. A person who behaves as the too smart for you or anyone around. Always has to give thier oppinion in a final word format. Believes they are so smart people need to know what they have to say. This person can be smart but must add the extra mustard to his own intelligence level just to feel high and mighty. Typically this person has no sense of humor or imagination. This person is known to quote information they previously heard as thier own oppinion. A Douchebag also answers questions when they are not asked and gives you attitude as if your question was so dumb it was a waste of thier time to answer it.
George: Hey Debbie, How do you get a line on this excel spreadsheet.
Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)
Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*
George: What a douchebag!
Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)
Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*
George: What a douchebag!
by UnknownPerson123456 August 21, 2011
Get the Douchebagmug.